What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:07
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
—
So they tried
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones